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thecolbster	HI-larious Jokes	Lead	[-]
Posts: 3127 (07/03/08 5:52 PM) The Borgermeister Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Tags : None From today's paper: CARL: Why are baseball players useful on camping trips? CINDY: COSMOS: Why did the little girl get upset when the camping trip was over? CANDY: CHARLIE: What will happen if you eat crackers in your sleeping bag? CAESAR: No googling.
Kimbob the Magnificent		#1	[-]
Posts: 1759 (07/03/08 6:35 PM) Mangina Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	The last one is like the old "Why not eat crackers in bed - you will get a crumby night's sleep" thing. Other than that I got nuthin. Kimbob the Lame ---------------------- *All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.*
SS MagicMark		#2	[-]
Posts: 31 (07/03/08 6:42 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Baseball players can pitch a tent?
bitwrangler		#3	[-]
Posts: 16951 (07/03/08 7:41 PM) Going rogue Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	I'm wondering why ANYONE these days would name their kid C O S M O S.... Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. -- george carlin
thecolbster		#4	[-]
Posts: 3128 (07/03/08 7:57 PM) The Borgermeister Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	OK, Kimbob gets a point for the last one and Mark for the first one. CINDY: They are good at pitching the tent! CAESAR: You will get a crumby night's sleep! The middle one is so bad that I don't think anyone could get it. From last week's paper: CHRISTINE: Where is the best place in the world to buy fine porcelain dishes? CHARLIE: CELESTE: What is purple and more than 5,000 miles long? CORY:
Omnipponit		#5	[-]
Posts: 3310 (07/03/08 8:08 PM) Earnest Borg9 Unbannable Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	1. China 2. Barney's penis
thecolbster		#6	[-]
Posts: 3130 (07/03/08 9:10 PM) The Borgermeister Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	One point for Omni. Barney's penis was the correct answer.
SS MagicMark		#7	[-]
Posts: 32 (07/03/08 9:47 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	The Grape Wall of China?
thecolbster		#8	[-]
Posts: 3133 (07/03/08 10:40 PM) The Borgermeister Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Yes, Mark you are correct. If you didn't cheat, I feel sorry for you.
bitwrangler		#9	[-]
Posts: 16956 (07/04/08 12:08 AM) Going rogue Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	This thread will turn me into a cutter. I swear. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. -- george carlin
Kimbob the Magnificent		#10	[-]
Posts: 1767 (07/04/08 12:37 PM) Mangina Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	SO DO WE GET TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE POOR LITTLE GIRL'S DISTRESS OR WHAT??? ---------------------- *All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.*
thecolbster		#11	[-]
Posts: 3135 (07/04/08 8:00 PM) The Borgermeister Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	COSMOS: Why did the little girl get upset when the camping trip was over? CANDY: She heard it was time to "break camp"! Don't kill the messenger.
Kimbob the Magnificent		#12	[-]
Posts: 1774 (07/04/08 9:17 PM) Mangina Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	I don't even get it. ---------------------- *All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.*
SmackwaterJack		#13	[-]
Posts: 4448 (07/04/08 10:08 PM) Ass Simulated Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	I don't get it either. And I have a sneaky suspicion that's just as well. To see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour. ~ William Blake
bitwrangler		#14	[-]
Posts: 16972 (07/04/08 10:39 PM) Going rogue Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	that is truly sad, clobby. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. -- george carlin
bendnkrack		#15	[-]
Posts: 11592 (07/04/08 11:06 PM) RACKET MAN Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	yeh, not funny at all.
SS MagicMark		#16	[-]
Posts: 35 (07/04/08 11:26 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	What kind of bees produce milk?
Omnipponit		#17	[-]
Posts: 3317 (07/05/08 1:00 AM) Earnest Borg9 Unbannable Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	B cups?
Omnipponit		#18	[-]
Posts: 3318 (07/05/08 1:06 AM) Earnest Borg9 Unbannable Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Bendy said "Boo Bees."
bitwrangler		#19	[-]
Posts: 16978 (07/05/08 4:12 PM) Going rogue Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	ding ding! we have a vinnah! Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. -- george carlin
SS MagicMark		#20	[-]
Posts: 38 (07/07/08 6:36 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	What's brown and sticky?

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