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HI-larious Jokes
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Posts: 5751 (07/07/08 7:30 PM) Rides Trains |
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Posts: 11601 (07/07/08 8:12 PM) RACKET MAN |
a brown stick?
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Posts: 3140 (07/07/08 10:35 PM) The Borgermeister |
Most of my answers would probably get an x-rating.
For those eagerly anticipating new questions, I'll post as soon as the kids section in the Thursday paper is released. In the meantime, this is a joke I thought up all by myself when I was in grade school.... What do you get when you scare a tree? |
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Posts: 39 (07/07/08 10:50 PM) |
Close enough, bnk.
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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Posts: 1785 (07/08/08 9:05 AM) Mangina |
It barks and leaves?
Kimbob the Guesser
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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. |
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Posts: 3141 (07/08/08 9:09 PM) The Borgermeister |
Umm, no that's not the punchline. But your answer may be better than the real one.
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SS MagicMark |
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Posts: 40 (07/08/08 10:38 PM) |
How many Germans does it take to NOT screw in a light bulb?
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SmackwaterJack |
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Posts: 4458 (07/09/08 12:32 AM) Ass Simulated |
How come Mark has no subnic?
No, it's not another lame joke. I just want to know. To see
a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild
flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour. ~ William Blake |
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bitwrangler |
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Posts: 16992 (07/09/08 12:49 AM) Going rogue |
super secret admin powers?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
-- george carlin |
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SS MagicMark |
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Posts: 41 (07/09/08 7:14 AM) |
How come Mark has no post count? :-(
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thecolbster |
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Posts: 3142 (07/09/08 7:54 PM) The Borgermeister |
Huzzah. I guess the kid section comes in the Wednesday paper.
VELMA: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? VICTOR: VERN: How do you fix a broken tomato? VICKY: VANNA: What would you get if you crossed a potato with an onion? VINNIE: |
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SS MagicMark |
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Posts: 42 (07/09/08 11:04 PM) |
thecolbster wrote: A vegetable that brings tears to its own eyes?
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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Posts: 1789 (07/09/08 11:19 PM) Mangina |
You fix a broken tomato with tomato paste!
Kimbob the Clevah
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thecolbster |
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Posts: 3144 (07/09/08 11:32 PM) The Borgermeister |
You people scare me.
VERN: How do you fix a broken tomato? VICKY: With tomato paste! VANNA: What would you get if you crossed a potato with an onion? VINNIE: A potato with watery eyes! |
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kittyphx |
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Posts: 1923 (07/09/08 11:49 PM) needs new subnic |
I liked Mark's!
Baby corn says "lend me an ear?" |
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transmogrify |
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Posts: 5756 (07/10/08 1:56 AM) Rides Trains |
i thought the baby corn said " where's Pop?"
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Lady Victoria Alexandria |
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Posts: 376 (07/10/08 9:07 PM) The Pit's Something Something |
COSMOS: Why did the little girl get upset when the camping trip was over? Because she didn't get to spend time with the baseball players pitching tents anymore? |
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Lady Victoria Alexandria |
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Posts: 377 (07/10/08 9:12 PM) The Pit's Something Something |
Ha! I will actually use Mark's joke. That's awesome.
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bendnkrack |
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Posts: 11663 (07/26/08 2:31 PM) RACKET MAN |
What do you call when you bump your toe?
How did the tree get pregnant? What do you call it when your get your appendix removed? Appendectomy What do you call it when your get your tonsils taken out? Tonsillectomy What do you call it when your get your uterus removed? Hysterectomy What do you call it when a woman gets changed to am man???
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Smack |
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Posts: 65 (07/26/08 2:48 PM)
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Intellectectomy?
Where did Clobby disappear to anyway? |
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