If you americanooks wear your red/white/blue attire and forget the blue parts, you can join in the party too! I just hope you weren't planning on wearing blue undies.
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Doctor Skeuss |
Canada's July 4th |
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Is today. Happy Birthday Canada!! And my cousin, who's birthday is also today. He's probably already drunk.
If you americanooks wear your red/white/blue attire and forget the blue parts, you can join in the party too! I just hope you weren't planning on wearing blue undies.
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transmogrify |
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damn how did you know..............
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Omnipponit |
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Isn't thanksgiving next week?
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bitwrangler |
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Next thing you know, Canada will start celebrating Christmas in September....
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Omnipponit |
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START?
oops, make that 'STAURT' |
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SS MagicMark |
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HAPPY FREAKING CANADA DAY!
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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So, the canook independence day... that's the day england got bored with ruling over canada and wondered why you were the last country still in the nest,
so they pried you off the tit and said "go grow up you lousy bastards. Get a job and move the hell out of my basement." amiright?
Kimbob the History Learner
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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. |
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